- Who are you then?
- Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.
- Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
- No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?
Roger Murtaugh: See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn’t shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.
Martin Riggs: Hey, that’s no fair. The building guy lived.-Lethal Weapon (1987)
Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn’t kill?
-Lethal Weapon (1987)
Martin Riggs: Well, I haven’t killed you yet.
Roger Murtaugh: Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner.
-Lethal Weapon (1987)
Martin Riggs: My luck’s changing for the better every day.
Martin Riggs: I’m sorry, I can’t afford that, not on my salary. But I’ll tell ya what, I got a better idea, here. Let me say I take the whole stash off your hands for free, and you assholes can go to jail.
[takes out his badge and puts it on the table in front of them]
What do you say about that? Now I could read you guys your rights, but ah, you guys already know what your rights are, don’t you?-Lethal Weapon (1987)
Roger Murtaugh: You’re not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!
-Lethal Weapon (1987)
Martin Riggs: I don’t make things difficult. That’s the way they get, all by themselves.
-Lethal Weapon (1987)
Martin Riggs: The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker.
-Lethal Weapon (1987)
Roger Murtaugh: You sure?
Martin Riggs: Yeah, I’m sure man. I never forget an asshole.
Young prostitute: What have you got in mind?
Martin Riggs: Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me.
Young prostitute: You serious?
Martin Riggs: Yeah. “The 3 Stooges” are on in 20 minutes.-Lethal Weapon (1987)
Carlos Garcia
Part of an elite duo with partner Logan Mitchell. Although they both work alongside Kendall, James and Katie they are considered a special unit known as ‘The Clean Up’. Carlos isn’t the one to think things through, that he leaves to his partner, the brains Logan Mitchell. However when sometimes covert missions call for him to make decisions on his own, will he make the right choice or cut the explosive wire to make him a target?
Martin Riggs: Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin’ a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don’t do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don’t do it? The job! Doin’ the job! Now that’s the reason!
-Lethal Weapon (1987)
Logan Mitchell
Part of an elite duo with partner Carlos Garcia. Although they both work alongside Kendall, James and Katie they are considered a special unit known as ‘The Clean Up’. Logan is the ladies man of the boys, teetering on a dangerous line of love with a potential target known as Camille Roberts. Will this line that he’s dangerously walking on cost the boys their mission?
The police say Kendall simply ran away, but Logan, James and Carlos are convinced their friend had a more significant reason for leaving. Driving Mrs. Knight’s stolen car, they set out to find Kendall and bring him home - before it’s too late.
Rated: T - Adventure/Friendship
